Super Junior fiction ; Super Pineapple

Title: Super Pineapple
Cast: 13 Suju opa
Rating: G
Author: tita a.k.a yoon
Disclaimer: I use 13 Super Junior name for this fiction Well,this is only fiction guys. The same name or maybe the character it was in intentional. So just enjoy it..




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One day on Super Junior's dorm, There are 13 members who had gathered on the floor again leisure 11.

While Kibum, Donghae, and Kyuhyun compete in a game, and RyeoWook, Hangeng, Sungmin Yesung also be in the kitchen, the other watching a television show. Dorm's life was so quiet.

Until the bell disrupt the concentration of all people.

Norago ~ ~ ~

Eunhyuk: Hyung! The bell's ring. Can't you open the door (kicking EeTuk's leg)

Eeteuk: Heechul, open the door! (elbowing chullie's )

Heechul: HeBum! Open the door!! ... (looking at the cat that was cool to eat)

Conscious his stupid acts, chullie oppa throws a pillow towards the brothers which didn't seem bothered by preoccupation play.

Heechul: Ya! Why don't you open the door?

While these people continue to shift the task to 'open the door', the bell continued to ring.

RyeoWook: Allright, hyung .. just let me open the door.

Hoho, it turns out as well dongseng good hyung, wookie finally walked toward the door.

Out there, there was no one. Wookie look left and right trying to make sure. But still no one there.

But so will close the door ..

RyeoWook: Woo ~ ~ ~ ~

Hearing the loud yelled of  Wookie, the 12 members running to the outside. Can you imagine how noisy when 13 big boys rum in their little dorm???

Simultaneously: What Ryeo (Hyung)?

RyeoWook: This is,, when I opened the door, outside there is no body. And when its doors will shut, there's this box. (pointed to a box near his feet)

There was a pause ... ...

Kibum: Is that all?

Mbum who feel there are none important things decided to go back into the other followed.

And stay Yesung, Sungmin, Eeteuk, Eunhyuk also RyeoWook front door, still staring at the mysterious box.

Eunhyuk: It could be a bomb in it, hyung!

EeTuk: Ah, how could (try to take the box)

RyeoWook: Hyung! (hold Teukie's hands) how if Eunhyuk hyung's said is real?

Another silence.



Ouch, what's with these people? Berhening very fond of silence?

Yesung: Oh, never mind. We have brought into it first.

Yesung brought in and put the box on the dining table. After taking a short breath, he then opened the box and pulled out its contents.

A golden yellow object with something on it looks shiny green eyes of the uper Junior who knows that I don't know since when has gathered around the dinner table.

Eunhyuk: Huwa ... what is it? (with sparkled eyes)

LeeTeuk: Omona ~ ~ this is the first time I saw something like this (also with blinking eyes)

Kibum: (while holding a book and fix his spectacles  *well, since when mbummie oppa-use  spectacles?)This book said .. It is a type of tropical fruit. It's called ..... Pine~~~apple *Mbum spelled the name*
12 Suju: Ooo ~ ~ pine~~a~~pple~~~

They looked at the fruit for a several times.

SinDong: Then how do we eat this fruit?

Heechul: (holding a book and wearing glasses that were used by mbum) This book said~ ~ ~ ~

Everyone waiting for an explanation for chullie.

Heechul: ~ ~ if from this book, this book not explained how to eat it.

Doeng * fallen *

Yesung: Hm .. I seem to know (to weigh the pineapple)

Now all eyes looked at Yesung.

Yesung: Hyung, bring me a knife from kitchen,  please (elbow stomach Teukki *how a brash little-bro*)

Teukki the same very curious for the new fruit the first time he saw it would be told to Yesung. He walked quickly toward the kitchen and soon came back in the midst of the crowd.

Yesung: Gamsahae, hyung!

Yesung looked at seriously the fruit. And with the right hand knife, he began to divided two the fruit.

Geez oppa!

What are you doing? Who ever split two unpeeled pineapple, huh?

Yesung: Okay,,, I think it's enough like this. Now take a spoon and we eat together.

RyeoWook: Woo ~ ~ ~ hyung, you're great!!.

Sungmin: Yeah, I don't thought you were great!! (patting the back of Yesung)

Yesung looked-even proud that his work was praised all the people.

Pardon me~ ~ ~ Are they a stupid one or what?

Then they all ate the pineapple together in front of the television.

Want to imagine? 13 men eating pineapple together. And dredged it?? Are they thing they eat watermelon or avocado?


Kangin: My goodness! It's so difficult to dredged it!! (trying to dredge the middle of pineapple)
Donghae: Aigo ~ ~ juicy .....

Kyuhyun: Hm,,, but it's delicious, isn't it?

With great struggle, finally the fruits are eaten in a way that should not be out too.

I still can't imagine how messy the place. Water is dripping dirty on the carpet. But face the 13 oppa looks happy.

~ ~ It's just that they do not know what think wait for them after that.

SinDong: Hmm,, seems to have been unable to eat anymore, here.

RyeoWook: A,, Aigo .. Aigo ~ ~ ~ (holding his mouth)

Eeteuk: Why, Ryeo?

RyeoWook: Aigo ~ ~ ~ my mouth itch, hyung (wookie's eyes start to glaze)

Yesung: Omona!! I also ... itchy mouth ..

Soon all oppa complained they mouth are itch. Pity oppa. They were to be brought to the hospital. And after a doctor examined, they are then given painkillers.

Doctor: (hold the laughter and dignity) Next time, if you want to eat pineapple, you have to peel the skin clean. Arasso?

Hahahaa, oppa, oppa ... Who ordered to eating pineapple like that.

-The End -

The Indonesia version